The site said that his game would be shipping via UPS Mail Innovations. Well, I assumed this meant it was shipping UPS Ground. But you know what they say about assuming! The package was actually delivered by our mail carrier! What the heck!? I paid for UPS shipping, and they pocket the extra cash and ship it regular mail? How fair is that?
It's like getting ready for a date with THIS GUY

And then having THIS GUY show up at your door!

Mind you, Steve Buscemi is a good actor, but he is NOT Brad Effing Pitt!