The #1 son was over for dinner last night.
We were all loading up our plates when I realized that I had forgotten to get us each a knife to cut our pork chops.
#1 son said "Yeah, it would be kinda hard to cut up pork chops with just a fork."
Me: "Well, if we could, then they'd be called Fork Chops, now wouldn't they?"
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